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Monday, November 16, 2009
FNEWS
Fed says central bank is keeping close eye on sliding dollar. Story: http://4in.fo/FKKi1A.
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HEALTH
Do caffeinated alcoholic drinks encourage risky behavior? FDA tells makers to prove safety.
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Do caffeinated alcoholic drinks encourage risky behavior? FDA tells makers to prove safety.
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"Happiness is nothing but everyday living seen through a veil." Zora Neale Hurston
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Sunday, November 15, 2009
HEALTH
Researchers say eating dark chocolate every day may lower stress hormone levels.
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Researchers say eating dark chocolate every day may lower stress hormone levels.
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"Never let yesterday use up too much of today." Will Rogers
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Saturday, November 14, 2009
HEALTH
Researchers say wheat germ may increase physical endurance and help you handle stress.
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Friday, November 13, 2009
"There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way." Christopher Morley
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Thursday, November 12, 2009
Fealty (n). Fidelity; faithfulness. He felt a certain fealty to his employer even though work wasn't exciting.
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"It's easy to make a buck. It's a lot tougher to make a difference." Tom Brokaw
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And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God. (Romans 8:28)
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Platitude (n). A flat, dull, or trite remark. His apology was nothing more than the uttering of platitudes.
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"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone." Bill Cosby
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Subsist (v). To exist; continue in existence. John subsisted mainly on bologna sandwiches and Twix bars.
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Diffident (adj). Hesitant in acting. Those with diffident personalities should not run for public office.
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HEALTH
Suffer from sensitive teeth? Dentists say brushing too hard, acidic food are main causes.
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"Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger." Eleanor Roosevelt
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009
HEALTH
Study: small amounts of regular exercise, like walking, may protect against prostate cancer.
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Study: small amounts of regular exercise, like walking, may protect against prostate cancer.
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"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it." Mae West
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009
HEALTH
Survey shows as few as 2 to 3 exercise sessions a week can boost mental, physical health.
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Survey shows as few as 2 to 3 exercise sessions a week can boost mental, physical health.
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"Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire." William Butler Yeats
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Monday, November 9, 2009
"What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have means much more." Seneca
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Waffle (v). To talk vaguely. The Senator kept waffling and no one knew what his real position was.
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"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it." Henry David Thoreau
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Sunday, November 8, 2009
"Let him that would move the world first move himself." Socrates
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Meager (adj). Scanty. Alex thought her allowance was too meager, but her parents refused to give her more.
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"He who strikes the first blow admits he's lost the argument." Chinese Proverb
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"In giving advice, seek to help, not to please, your friend." Solon
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Transpose (v). To switch. Callie would have gotten the math problem correct, but she transposed the digits.
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HEALTH
Working out with a friend maximizes the endorphin (and mood) boost of exercise.
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Hallowed (adj). Holy, sacred. There was a quiet spot in the woods that Susan felt was hallowed ground.
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Saturday, November 7, 2009
Gawk (v). To stare. When Paris Hilton walked by, the bystanders all gawked at her skimpy dress.
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Inane (adj). Empty, silly. Kevin couldn't stand to hear the teenagers' inane debate about body glitter.
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"I can never be what I ought to be until you are what you ought to be." Martin Luther King Jr.
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Prurient (adj). Excessively lustful. The seminar on office propriety had put an end to Al's prurient comments.
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"I've learned that you can't have everything and do everything at the same time." Oprah Winfrey
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"My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake." Aristotle
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"Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong." Oscar Wilde
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Put away lying, speak every man truth with his neighbour: for we are members one of another. (Ephesians 4:25)
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"Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless." Mother Teresa
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1512, the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, painted by Michelangelo, was opened to the public.
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"A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains." Dutch Proverb
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"Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about." Oscar Wilde
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HEALTH
Drinking 2 or more diet sodas a day may double risk of declining kidney function.
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Drinking 2 or more diet sodas a day may double risk of declining kidney function.
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In 1957, the USSR launched Sputnik 2, making a stray dog named Laika the first animal in orbit.
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"Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom." Samuel Coleridge
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Wednesday, November 4, 2009
HEALTH
Drinking 2 or more diet sodas a day may double risk of declining kidney function.
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Drinking 2 or more diet sodas a day may double risk of declining kidney function.
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Sunday, November 1, 2009
Friday, October 30, 2009
People outrank possessions today, so give priority to your closest relationships.
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Monday, October 26, 2009
Aplomb (n). Grace and style. Kristin handled even the most difficult interview questions with aplomb.
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"Play for more than you can afford to lose and you'll learn the game." Winston Churchill
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Saturday, October 24, 2009
"Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work." Aristotle
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Friday, October 23, 2009
"We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified." Aesop
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"He who would travel happily must travel light." Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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Monday, October 19, 2009
Stick to people who are passionate about the same things you're passionate about.
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HEALTH
Giving babies Tylenol when they get vaccinated may make shots slightly less effective.
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Giving babies Tylenol when they get vaccinated may make shots slightly less effective.
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"Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong." Oscar Wilde
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Sunday, October 18, 2009
HEALTH
Hot water doesn't remove more germs than cold water. You can wash hands with either.
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Hot water doesn't remove more germs than cold water. You can wash hands with either.
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Saturday, October 17, 2009
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Living takes life to do... I have life and I do have a lot of living ahead of me. http://capidomeexpress.ws
HEALTHTIPS
Married people are most likely to survive cancer; divorced/separated people fare the worst. http://capidomeexpress.ws
Married people are most likely to survive cancer; divorced/separated people fare the worst. http://capidomeexpress.ws
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. (Song of Solomon 8:7) http://capidomeexpress.ws
Today in 1630, Boston, Massachusetts was founded by Puritan colonists, 10 years after the Mayflower landded. http://capidomeexpress.ws
Innuendo (n). Suggestion or hint. The senator couldn't prove wrongdoing so he resorted to rumor and innuendo. http://capidomeexpress.ws
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend. (Proverbs 27:17) http://capidomeexpress.ws
Today in 1956, Play-Doh was invented by mistake by two brothers trying to create a wallpaper cleaner. http://capidomeexpress.ws
Fracas (n). Noisy quarrel or fight. Which brother got to drive the new car first created such a fracas. http://capidomeexpress.ws
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
"Sometimes it is not enough to our best; we must do what is required." Winston Churchill http://capidomeexpress.ws
Poverty needs no plan. It needs no one to aid it, becuase it is bold and ruthless. Riches are shy and timid. They have 2b attracted. http://capidomeexpress.ws
A generous man will prosper; he who refreshes others will himself be refreshed. (Proverbs 11:25) http://capidomeexpress.ws
HEALTHTIPS
Study shows magnesium may help protect against noise-related hearing loss. http://capidomeexpress.ws
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HEALTH
Study shows aspirin use boosts survival rate of people who have had colon cancer. http://capidomeexpress.ws
Study shows aspirin use boosts survival rate of people who have had colon cancer. http://capidomeexpress.ws
HEALTHTIPS
Study: cancer patients with positive attitude less likely to die than those with depression. http://capidomeexpress.ws
Study: cancer patients with positive attitude less likely to die than those with depression. http://capidomeexpress.ws
Today in 1835, Charles Darwin reached the Galapagos. His wildlife study later yielded his theory of evolution. http://capidomeexpress.ws
Culminate (v). To reach the highest point. The actor's dream culminated in an Academy Award for his last film. http://capidomeexpress.ws
Monday, September 14, 2009
In thee, O Lord, do I put my trust; let me never be ashamed: deliver me in thy righteousness. (Psalms 31:1) http://capidomeexpress.ws
Labour not for the meat which perishes, but for that meat which endures unto everlasting life. (John 6:27) http://capidomeexpress.ws
Bring an offering, and come before him: worship the Lord in the beauty of holiness. (I Chronicles 16:29) http://capidomeexpress.ws
Immerse yourself in a different culture today, and you will learn something amazing. http://capidomeexpress.ws
Ephemeral (adj). Short-lived. Alice's "soul mate" proved to be ephemeral after he'd stolen her wallet. http://capidomeexpress.ws
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Surreptitious (adj). Secret or unauthorized. Jane's spouse was unaware of surreptitious visitors. http://capidomeexpress.ws
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Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Saturday, September 5, 2009
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Friday, September 4, 2009
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Wednesday, September 2, 2009
GET PAID PUSHING COFFEE...
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Imagine you getting paid and checks sent to you every week.
Imagine you buying a box of coffee for $15 AND SELLING FOR $30... YOU ARE MAKING $15 INSTANTLY.
Imagine your entire FRIENDS, FAMILY, and PEOPLE around you saying we love your coffee, pls keep supplying us. IT IS POSSIBLE.
Imagine you pouring a sachet you bought for $0.50 in a cup, making instant coffee and selling at $3.00. That right there just made you affordable than star buck, mc cafe and others. Even if you sell a cup for $2.00, you are still making the money.
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If you know people that love to drink coffee, green tea and hot chocolate. And they love you so much that they are willing to support your business by buying coffee from you. You will be smiling to the bank very soon.
But first, I will like you to make a list of 100 people starting with the names on your phone. 50 of which can't do without coffee, green tea and hot chocolate in a day. And the second 50 list will be the names of people that will be willing to support you by just buying a box from you (probably for somebody else they know).GET PEOPLE TO REFER YOU TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I will like you to buy a box which you will USE for yourself
(BE A PRODUCT OF YOUR PRODUCT)
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Tuesday, September 1, 2009
SHIP IT...
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Monday, August 31, 2009
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Sunday, August 30, 2009
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Friday, August 28, 2009
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Wednesday, August 26, 2009
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Tuesday, August 18, 2009
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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife says, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband says, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says: "Hebrews" (He Brews).
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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife says, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband says, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says: "Hebrews" (He Brews).
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Monday, August 17, 2009
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Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.
The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him, "Your Grace."
The third Catholic mother says, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, "Your Eminence."
Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this subtle, "Well?"So she replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard-bodied dancer. When he walks into a room, people say, "Oh my God!"
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Sunday, August 16, 2009
COFFEE-VERSATION
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One morning, a grandmother was surprised to find that her 7-year-old grandson had made her coffee! Smiling, she choked down the worst cup of her life. When she finished, she found three little green Army men at the bottom. Puzzled, she asked, "Honey, what are these Army men doing in my coffee?" Her grandson answered, "Like it says on TV, Grandma. 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.' http://www.lifecoffee.info/
One morning, a grandmother was surprised to find that her 7-year-old grandson had made her coffee! Smiling, she choked down the worst cup of her life. When she finished, she found three little green Army men at the bottom. Puzzled, she asked, "Honey, what are these Army men doing in my coffee?" Her grandson answered, "Like it says on TV, Grandma. 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.' http://www.lifecoffee.info/
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2. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
3. The only kitchen appliances you own are made by Mr. Coffee.
4. You ski uphill.
5. You get a tax cut for all the coffee you bought.
6. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
7. You speed walk in your sleep.
8. You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are good in the sack."
9. You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
10. You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
11. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. http://lifecoffee.info/
12. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
13. You sleep with your eyes open.
14. When you open your dish cabinet, and there is only mugs.
15. You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
16. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
17. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
18. You lick your coffeepot clean.
19. You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
20. You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
21. You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week. http://lifecoffee.info/
22. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
23. Your coffee cake, must have coffee in it.
24. You chew on other people's fingernails.
25. Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
26. You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
27. You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet.
28. The only gift you get for Valentines Day you get chocolate covered beans.
29. You can jump-start your car without cables.
30. All your kids are named "Joe".
31. Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low." http://lifecoffee.info/
32. You don't sweat, you percolate.
33. You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
34. You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
35. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
36. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
37. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
38. Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
39. Every shirt or blouse you own has a coffee stain on it.
40. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
41. People get dizzy just watching you. http://lifecoffee.info/
42. You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
43. The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
44. Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
45. You're so wired, you pick up AM radio and people test their batteries in your ears.
46. Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
47. Instant coffee takes too long.
48. When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
49. You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
50. You want to come back as a coffee mug in your next life.
51. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil. http://lifecoffee.info/
52. Your hand is permanently shaped to hold your mug.
53. You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.
54. You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
55. You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
56. You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
57. You get drunk just so you can sober up.
58. You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.
59. Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
60. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
61. You can outlast the Energizer bunny. http://lifecoffee.info/
62. You can jump to the moon.
63. You short out motion detectors.
64. You have a conniption over spilled milk.
65. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
66. Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
67. You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
68. You don't tan, you roast.
69. You don't get mad, you get steamed.
70. Your three favorite things in life are...coffee before, coffee during and coffee after.
71. Your lover uses soft lights, romantic music, and a glass of iced coffee to get you in the mood. http://lifecoffee.info/
72. You can't even remember your second cup.
73. You help your dog chase its tail.
74. You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
75. Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
76. You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.
77. You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
78. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup
SO, GET PAID TODAY DRINKING COFFEE... http://www.lifecoffee.info/
2. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
3. The only kitchen appliances you own are made by Mr. Coffee.
4. You ski uphill.
5. You get a tax cut for all the coffee you bought.
6. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
7. You speed walk in your sleep.
8. You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are good in the sack."
9. You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
10. You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
11. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. http://lifecoffee.info/
12. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
13. You sleep with your eyes open.
14. When you open your dish cabinet, and there is only mugs.
15. You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
16. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
17. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
18. You lick your coffeepot clean.
19. You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
20. You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
21. You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week. http://lifecoffee.info/
22. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
23. Your coffee cake, must have coffee in it.
24. You chew on other people's fingernails.
25. Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
26. You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
27. You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet.
28. The only gift you get for Valentines Day you get chocolate covered beans.
29. You can jump-start your car without cables.
30. All your kids are named "Joe".
31. Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low." http://lifecoffee.info/
32. You don't sweat, you percolate.
33. You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
34. You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
35. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
36. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
37. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
38. Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
39. Every shirt or blouse you own has a coffee stain on it.
40. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
41. People get dizzy just watching you. http://lifecoffee.info/
42. You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
43. The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
44. Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
45. You're so wired, you pick up AM radio and people test their batteries in your ears.
46. Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
47. Instant coffee takes too long.
48. When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
49. You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
50. You want to come back as a coffee mug in your next life.
51. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil. http://lifecoffee.info/
52. Your hand is permanently shaped to hold your mug.
53. You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.
54. You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
55. You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
56. You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
57. You get drunk just so you can sober up.
58. You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.
59. Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
60. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
61. You can outlast the Energizer bunny. http://lifecoffee.info/
62. You can jump to the moon.
63. You short out motion detectors.
64. You have a conniption over spilled milk.
65. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
66. Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
67. You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
68. You don't tan, you roast.
69. You don't get mad, you get steamed.
70. Your three favorite things in life are...coffee before, coffee during and coffee after.
71. Your lover uses soft lights, romantic music, and a glass of iced coffee to get you in the mood. http://lifecoffee.info/
72. You can't even remember your second cup.
73. You help your dog chase its tail.
74. You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
75. Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
76. You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.
77. You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
78. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup
SO, GET PAID TODAY DRINKING COFFEE... http://www.lifecoffee.info/
Why COFFEE is better than Man...

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A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
You can always warm coffee up.
Coffee comes with endless refills.
You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM.
Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
Coffee smells and tastes good.
You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it'll be hot when you get back.
They have coffee at police stations.
You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
A big cup or small cup? It doesn't matter.
You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee
Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
INSTANT COFFEE TASTES GOOD INSTANTLY...
http://lifecoffee.info/ http://lifecoffee.info/
A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
You can always warm coffee up.
Coffee comes with endless refills.
You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM.
Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
Coffee smells and tastes good.
You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it'll be hot when you get back.
They have coffee at police stations.
You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
A big cup or small cup? It doesn't matter.
You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee
Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
INSTANT COFFEE TASTES GOOD INSTANTLY...
http://lifecoffee.info/ http://lifecoffee.info/
Thursday, August 6, 2009
LifeCoffee...Healthiest and Most Organic
I call my brand of beverage LIFECOFFEE. http://www.lifecoffee.info
This is because this brand actually gives you back your life both in HEALTH and WEALTH.
It is INSTANT, DECAF, and 100% HEALTHY / ORGANIC.
At this website, http://www.lifecoffee.info is the Healthiest and most organic coffee in the market. This is simply because it contains an healthy component called GANODERMA also known as REISHI.
Please check out these links for more info on Ganoderma/Reishi
We also carry other types and forms of beverages:
Ingenious Deliver Method:
a. Gourmet Coffee (Black, Latte, Mocha)
c. Gourmet Hot Chocolate: Cocoa beverage blendewr with ganoderma. Absolutely good for kids. 15 Sachets Per Box.
The Core is the Capsules (Veggie Caps, not Gelatin or Petroleum Based):
a. 100% Organic Ganoderma Lucidum
b. 100% Organic Ganoderma Spore Powder
c. Ganoderma Mycelium (Powerful Brain Nutrition and more)
d. Grapeseed Oil Extract (Increases Ganoderma Absorption)
...Healthiest Organic Beverage... Contains GANODERMA (googgle it) http://www.lifecoffee.info
This is because this brand actually gives you back your life both in HEALTH and WEALTH.
It is INSTANT, DECAF, and 100% HEALTHY / ORGANIC.
At this website, http://www.lifecoffee.info is the Healthiest and most organic coffee in the market. This is simply because it contains an healthy component called GANODERMA also known as REISHI.
Please check out these links for more info on Ganoderma/Reishi
We also carry other types and forms of beverages:
Ingenious Deliver Method:
a. Gourmet Coffee (Black, Latte, Mocha)
- Black: The finest arabica beans combined with organic ganoderma lucidum for the richest, healthiest cup - any time of the day. 30 Sachets Per Box.
- Latte: Black with whitener and sugar in just the right mix for those who like a mellow cup. 20 Sachets Per Box.
- Mocha: An elegant combination of the Latte and chocolate. 15 Sachets Per Box.
c. Gourmet Hot Chocolate: Cocoa beverage blendewr with ganoderma. Absolutely good for kids. 15 Sachets Per Box.
The Core is the Capsules (Veggie Caps, not Gelatin or Petroleum Based):
a. 100% Organic Ganoderma Lucidum
b. 100% Organic Ganoderma Spore Powder
c. Ganoderma Mycelium (Powerful Brain Nutrition and more)
d. Grapeseed Oil Extract (Increases Ganoderma Absorption)
...Healthiest Organic Beverage... Contains GANODERMA (googgle it) http://www.lifecoffee.info
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